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GO PATS! $2.50 Red Stripes all game long and the best BBQ on the block! #theflatts #wheredynastiesmeat

Smoked prime rib dinners starting at 5:30! Fish sandwich and cup o' chowder all day for $11.95! Come out of the cold and chow down on the best smoked prime rib in all o' South County! #theflatts #wheremarblemeats

Nightly Specials!!!!

Friday Night Fish Fry at The Flatts! No better way to start your weekend than our delicious fish and chips special! Chow down on a full platter for just 12 bucks! And ask about the delicious soups Grandpa Mike's been slingin', perfect to warm your cold n' weary bones. Have a great weekend, Flattheads, we hope to see 'ya soon!

I went to The Flatts to take this picture, and I got a cup o' Grandpa Mike's Beef Barley soup. Now I'm home posting this picture, and all I can think about is that I want more soup. You all should go have yourselves some soup. Smoked chicken noodle soup, too. Such good soup. Let's all go have some soup. #theflatts #wheresouperfriendsmeat

It's half-price Monday apps, Flattheads! So pull on your tights, grab a steady old chum, and head on down High Street for buffalo cauliflower, smoked sliders, devils on pigskins, etcetera and so forth, all at half price! #theflatts #wheredynamicbrubensmeat

Wild Card football all day, Rhody Hoops at 4 on the Flattscreens, and the best dang local BBQ in all o' South County! Get out and soak up the sun, then rest your bones at 501 High Street. #theflatts #wherebillikeneatersmeat

Rain rain, you can stay, prime rib's gon' be here anyway! Believe it, Flattheads! Prime rib Saturdays are back, featuring a beautiful slab o' prime rib with a garlic mash and squash medley (starting at 5:30). And all day, we've got fresh haddock sandwiches served with a 16 oz Gansett Fresh Catch for 11 bucks! See ya at 501 High Street! #theflatts #wherebyeweekmeats

Is it the weekend again already? Am I supposed to be cooking something or getting ready for company? Did 2019 start yet? Was it all just a dream??? If the holidaze left your head spinning, take a break and treat yo' self at The Flatts. We've got our weekly Friday Night Fish Fry, with fish, house-cut fries, and cole slaw for just $11.95! Mmmmmmm...East Coast IPA batter... #theflatts #wherefishandstuffotherthanmeatmeats

It's rainin' fish n' chips up in this piece! And it's not 2019 yet so keep on indulgin' and get up with this $11.95 catch o' the day special with East Coast IPA batter like only our friends at Whalers Brewing Company can brew ya. Happy weekend, Flattheads!

We'll be open from 3 to 5 today for gift certificate purchases only. Then we're closed tomorrow, but we'll be ready and eager to break bread with you again on Wednesday. Happy holidays, y'alls!

Don't forget our free Customer Appreciation Buffet TODAY from 2:30 to 5 at The Flatts! (It really is today, BTW, please ignore date typo below. Sunday, December 23, oops!)

Tired from Holiday Shopping? Come Down to The FLATTS & We Will Fix You Up Some Good Eats!

Ya dang right we're serious, Cousin Eddie! Raise a glass with your friends at The Flatts TOMORROW from 2:30 to 5 during our complimentary holiday customer appreciation buffet! We'll have a delicious spread, the Pats on all Flattscreens, and a wassail vibe that'll grow your grinch heart or at least ya grinch belly by three sizes. Also, don't forget we're open for take-out on Christmas Eve from 3 to 5. Let us make your family somethin' tasty! #theflatts #whereyuletidemeats

The weather outside is frightful, but a fish fry on a Friday is delightful! Tonight and every Friday, The Flatts hooks you up with our catch o' the day fish platter, with batter concocted from East Coast IPA by Whalers Brewing Company! So get smoked, get fried, have a cocktail, and start your holiday weekend right here at 501 High Street! #theflatts #wherefridayfishandchipsmeat

Half-price apps tonight and every Monday! Come on by for a bite and ask your server how The Flatts can help make your Christmas dinner merry and bright. Or call us at 401.789.3528 and ask for Caitlin. Have a great week, y'all!

Happy weekend, Flattheads! We're still taking orders for Christmas Eve and Christmas day dinner platters. Spare yourself the headache of cooking and put the work on us. Or bring us along for your next potluck holiday party. Call or stop by for details! Also, our gift certificate special runs straight through the holidays, with a free $10 gift card for every gift card purchase of $50! Better than a red-rider BB gun! #theflatts #wherewassailmeats

Stuff ya papa's stocking, stuff ya granny's stocking, stuff a teacher's stocking, stuff the mailman's stocking. Nothing says THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME like a gift certificate from The Flatts, y'alls. And now through Christmas, every $50 gift certificate purchased comes with a $10 certificate for yourself. Or keep the 50 for yourself and gift the 10 spot, we're not here to judge, people. Just to love and to fill your big, beautiful belly.

BREAKING: In addition to half-price apps this evening, we got hot outta the smoker, fresh MEATBALLS. Tubs and tubs of smoked meatballs, y'alls! So ask yer server 'bout it n' get some!

Many thanks for the generous review from the fine folks at SO Rhode Island Magazine, and sorry we ran out o' rangoons! The frickles and devils on horseback appreciate the love though! And both are available to all o' y'all for a mere pittance tonight and EVERY MONDAY, along with the rest of our slammin' HALF-PRICE apps! PLUS, hot out the smoker, we've added a tub o' smoked meatball special. Mmmmm like ya mama made ya say. So rest yer bones, have a laugh, and come get a taste o' High Street hospitality. #theflatts #whereordererenvymeats